Newspeak Translator

Translate ordinary English to Newspeak. Doubleplusgood for Party loyalty, comrade!

Have you ever found yourself in a situation where your words lacked the proper ideological purity?

Perhaps you’ve yearned to infuse your discourse with the precise and efficient language mandated by the Party?

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Type or paste your text into the box below, and with the click of a button, you shall be transformed into a certified Newspeak practitioner! Your words will be stripped of unnecessary complexity and ambiguity, leaving everyone properly aligned with Party doctrine.

From “doubleplusgood” to “unperson,” you’ll be communicating with utmost clarity and orthodoxy like never before. So get ready to eliminate your outdated vocabulary and embrace the language that’s entirely bellyfeel!
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Newspeak Translation Examples

Normal English
It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to.
Newspeak
It is a risky activity, Frodo, exiting your dwelling. You step onto the path, and if you do not maintain your footing, there is no certainty where you may be taken.
Normal English
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Newspeak
I am clever enough that sometimes I do not understand a word of what I say.
Normal English
Now if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.
Newspeak
Now if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us vaporized - or worse, unpersoned.

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