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Newspeak Translator

Translate ordinary English to Newspeak. Doubleplusgood for Party loyalty, comrade!

Source: Normal English
Output: Newspeak
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Newspeak Translation Examples

Normal English
It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to.
Newspeak
It is a risky activity, Frodo, exiting your dwelling. You step onto the path, and if you do not maintain your footing, there is no certainty where you may be taken.
Normal English
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Newspeak
I am clever enough that sometimes I do not understand a word of what I say.
Normal English
Don't ever let somebody tell you you can't do something. You got a dream... You gotta protect it. People can't do something themselves, they want to tell you you can't do it.
Newspeak
Do not permit anyone to speak of inability. You have a goal... Protect goal. Persons unable to do, speak ungood of your ability.

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