Posh English Translator

Translate plain text to Posh English. Now you can sound like a proper English gentleman or lady.

Have you ever found yourself in a situation where your words lacked that certain upper-class refinement?

Perhaps you’ve yearned to infuse your discourse with the sophistication and elegance associated with the well-heeled aristocracy of Britain?

Look no further, dear chap, for you have stumbled upon the ultimate solution to your linguistic aspirations!

Type or paste your text into the box below, and with the click of a button, you shall be transformed into a certified speaker of Posh English! Your words will be brimming with refined vocabulary and received pronunciation, leaving everyone thoroughly impressed.

From “one simply must” to “rather splendid,” you’ll be exuding charm and decorum like never before. So prepare to bid farewell to your pedestrian vernacular and embrace the language that’s absolutely spiffing!

Posh English Translation Examples

Normal English
It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to.
Posh English
It is a perilous undertaking, Frodo, to venture beyond your threshold. You embark upon the thoroughfare, and should you fail to maintain your footing, there is no certainty as to where you may be carried away.
Normal English
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Posh English
I am so astute that on occasion I find myself utterly perplexed by the very utterances I articulate.
Normal English
Now if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.
Posh English
If you two would be so kind, I shall retire for the evening before either of you concoct another ingenious scheme that may lead to our demise – or, even more dreadfully, our expulsion.